Wherein Eccles strikes the perfect note

This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles

Saturday, 21 May 2022

Archbishop does his duty shock horror

The Catholic world is up in arms today at the news that the blessed devout Catholic Nancy Pelosi, speaker of the House of Representatives in the USA, has been banned from taking Holy Communion in the diocese of San Francisco. Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone shockingly does his duty – where will this scandal end?

Clear off, Nancy!

Nancy is out of luck.Now you too can tell Cordileone where to get off. Here is your “Justice for Nancy” bingo card.

Bingo card

Meanwhile other devout Demo-Catholics such as Biden and Occasional-Cortex were said to be “not at all worried” about their own positions. There is absolutely no danger that their own bishops will take any action.The last word, as ever, goes to Pope Francis. I wanted to write a parody, but the original cannot really be beaten:Bono: Do women & girls play a powerful role in tackling the climate crisis?Francis: In the Common home, we usually speak of Mother Earth, not Father Earth. This is very clear. Besides, as I told you a while ago, since that afternoon of the apple, [women] are in charge.

Pope and Bono

“So you want to set Traditionis Custodes to music?”

Posted by Eccles at 14:00 

One thought on “Wherein Eccles strikes the perfect note”

  1. Better late than never.
    That being said, the demons which infest that city named after Saint Francis are going to go nuts at this. Taylor Marshal said the Archbishop is never going to become a Cardinal after this. I fear it’s worse than that. I fear that the Archbishop might’ve just sealed his fate as a martyr with this action.

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