Three years ago, this was considered satire


VATICAN CITY—In an effort to strengthen their relationship and foster interfaith dialogue, Pope Francis reportedly welcomed the winged Mayan snake god Kukulkan to the Vatican this week as part of a month-long deity exchange program. “We are excited to have the War Serpent staying here with us for the next four weeks, during which time he’ll be exposed to the rituals and customs of the Catholic Church, so that when he returns home he can share the experience with his adherents in Chichén Itzá and the surrounding Yucután communities,” said Vatican spokesperson Greg Burke, noting that the pontiff had taken Kukulkan out for pizza on the first night of the exchange before showing him around some of Rome’s most famous landmarks. “Once Kukulkan gets settled in, the pope plans to let him answer some basic prayers on his own, as well as try performing a transubstantiation or two. And perhaps toward the end of his stay, if he’s feeling up to it, Kukulkan can treat us all to an authentic human sacrifice.” Vatican sources confirmed that as part of the exchange, God Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, would be spending the next month with the Taoist thunder god Lei Gong in the cloud kingdom over Tibet.

5 thoughts on “Three years ago, this was considered satire”

  1. Huh….3 years ago I was agonizing whether I could be a Catholic in good standing for believing Benedict was the true Pope. Now? It won’t be long before one has to believe it to be Catholic.

  2. Amazons in Rome
    They set up their headquarter in the church of Santa Maria in Traspontina near St. Peter’s Square. On the video of the celebration with their participation (this Black Panther dancing with a lectionary) inside this church one of the 2 figures of pregnant women present on October 4 at a ritual picnic in the Vatican Gardens can be seen. One of them gave birth on the lawn to a boy, Antichrist (no more pampers, because he is about 60 years old).
    I identify the second figurine, placed in front of the high altar of this Marian temple at Via della Concilazione, with the Woman who is to give birth according to the Apocalypse [chapter 12]. Pagans could not get better (or worse), invaded Carmel, the garden of the Holy Virgin, Queen of Heaven and Earth. They have the choice of either converting and accepting the Catholic and only Catholic faith, or they will cry and gnash their teeth outside the gates of New Jerusalem.
    Who should this Woman give birth to? The Son-Man. That a son is a man is obvious (Genesis), but the Holy Virgin as our Mother, the Holy Church, will give birth to Her man, or Her spouse … who will feed all nations with an iron rod. So it is not a dozen character, but one of the key in the history of salvation – it is the Paraclete. … The Red Dragon (= communism) wanted to devour Her child, but She fled with Him to the desert (= they are hidden somewhere). Saint Michael from his castle on the same Via della Concilazione stood up to fight the ancient Serpent and knocked him down … Soon we will hear this loud voice: “Now comes the salvation, power and reign of our God
    and the power of his anointed “… This anointed is the Paraclete promised by the Lord Jesus! Once we know his identity, the Dragon will be allowed to fight the rest of Her offspring for a short time: … he began chasing the Woman who gave birth to a Man (= Her Spouse) … And two wings of the great eagle (= the great Roman monarch) were given to let Her fly to the desert in her place, where She was nourished for time and time, and half the time.
    The high altar of the Madonna with Child is guarded – as is the case with Carmelites – on one hand saints Elijah the Patriarch of Carmel with his successor Elisha, and on the other: saints Angelus of Jerusalem and Albert degli Abati. The Old Testament prophets do not need to be introduced, although it is worth remembering here how Elijah was severely dealing with demon worshipers, and the prophet Elisha healed leprosy in Jordan of a pagan general named Naaman and converted him to God.
    Saint Angelus Taumaturg, a Hebrew born in Jerusalem, son of Jesse (!) And Maria (!), together with his twin brother John, joined the local Carmel of Saint Anna, later led missions among the Albigensians in Sicily, he died in Licata (+ 5 May, 1220) on the fourth day after suffering serious wounds at the hands of the Qatari knight Berengar.
    Saint Albert of Trapani (+7 August 1307) – is a miracle worker and an extremely effective missionary among Sicilian Jews.
    Present in Santa Maria in Traspontina, these four fathers and guardians of Carmel became famous for their miracles and principled struggle against pagans and heretics and converting them to true Faith. So the Amazons still have a chance to convert here, if the Jesuits stop dragging them from conference to conference and give them a break – otherwise they will face an unfortunate fate.
    If Antichrist was born (in a spiritual sense) on feast of Saint Francis of Assisi (October 4, 2019), and if you believe the Jesuits – the designers of the Amazon-Tiber channel – that these figurines are Saint Elizabeth* and the Holy Mother, then the Anointed-Paraclete will be born six months later: April 4, 2020, i.e. on feast day of Saint Francis Marto (of Fatima), on the eve of the Angel of the Apocalypse (Saint Vincent Ferrer). And April 5** is Palm Sunday, when Christ the King entering Jerusalem is greeted.
    It all happens before our very eyes. Stay tuned.
    October 9, feast of Saint Dionysius (of Paris), Bishop and Martyr with the Companions, Rusticus and Eleutherius
    *Saint Elizabeth gave birth to Saint John the Baptist, the precursor and friend of Jesus Christ.
    The Great Whore gave birth to Antichrist, a baptized man but apostate, precursor and enemy of the Paraclete.
    **April 5th, feast of Notre-Dame de Moulins in the House of Bourbon, France

  3. Yeah, I mean, I called my chancery office today and kind of blasted this pope. Whatever he’s peddling, demonism, paganism, it ain’t Catholicism, and we’re now in the territory of the unreal. It won’t add up to anything, because even if all these phone calls make it to the ear of Rome, he’ll just laugh it off, because he enjoys tormenting faithful Catholics. He loves it! “Destroying the church is FUN” he said to Scalfari, just after he said Christ is not God.

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