The chick who directed traffic inside Capitol and stole Nancy’s laptop tried to sell it to Russia, okay?

Because every patriot knows the internal layout of the Capital well enough to direct traffic on the way to steal Nancy’s laptop so they can sell it to Russia, right? That sounds totally legit, right?

FBI investigating if Capitol rioter stole Nancy Pelosi’s laptop to sell to Russia

By Yaron Steinbuch January 18, 2021 | 8:15am | Updated

The feds are investigating whether a Pennsylvania woman who was seen on video taking part in the US Capitol riots stole a laptop or hard drive from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s office and planned to sell it to the Russians, officials said.

The FBI is seeking Riley June Williams on charges including entering a restricted building, disrupting the orderly conduct of government and engaging in disorderly or disruptive conduct. A witness described as a former romantic partner of Williams claimed to have seen footage of her “taking a laptop computer or hard drive from Speaker Pelosi’s office.”

“[Witness 1] stated that WILLIAMS intended to send the computer device to a friend in Russia, who then planned to sell the device to SVR, Russia’s foreign intelligence service,” an agent said. “According to [Witness 1], the transfer of the computer device to Russia fell through for unknown reasons and WILLIAMS still has the computer device or destroyed it,” according to the affidavit, which includes a link to a documentary produced by London-based ITV News.

A woman identified as Williams — wearing glasses, a green shirt and brown trench coat and carrying a bag over her shoulder — can be seen yelling “Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs,” pushing people toward Pelosi’s office, according to NPR.

5 thoughts on “The chick who directed traffic inside Capitol and stole Nancy’s laptop tried to sell it to Russia, okay?”

  1. I recall reading a post, perhaps on Jeffrey Prather’s website, indicating that a ” purloined Pelosi laptop” was presented to President Trump.

    The narrative suggested the “Pelosi hard drive(s)” were loaded with all of the CCP files that contained all of the “dirt” the CCP had gathered on Joe Biden, Hunter Biden et al….as well as incriminating evidence on Pelosi and other cronies. The article asserted that Pelosi’s ccp handlers were sending her a message that if she didn’t control the election and deliver a Biden president the incriminating information would be released.

    Perhaps Nancy P had a couple of laptops up for the taking?

    Who knows?!

  2. Hmmmm…. DJT just issued and executive order:


    Executive Order on Protecting Law Enforcement Officers, Judges, Prosecutors, And Their Families

  3. Pelosi laptop contents released:
    10:00 am – wake up
    10:03 am – put human mask on
    10:09 am – botox injection
    10:15 am – consume first fifth of gin for the day
    10:25 am – rant to Schumer
    10:40 am – first shot of vodka for day
    10:50 am – send thank you fruit basket to McConnel
    11:00 am – botox injection
    11:20 am – have “human face” makeup touched up
    11:45 am – lunch at locked down restaurant
    1:15 pm – second fifth of gin for day
    1:30 pm – read Babylon Bee for ideas on how to appear more rational
    2:00 pm – remind Joe B. who he is, where he is, what he is supposed to be saying
    2:30 pm – send L. Graham thank you fruit basket
    etc., etc.

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