5 thoughts on “Philly Cancels Christmas”

  1. Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
    Around the whole room, and he took every present!
    Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums!
    Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums!
    And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,
    Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!
    Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the Whos’ feast!
    He took the Who-pudding! He took the roast beast!

    And the one speck of food That he left in the house,
    Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.

    “PoohPooh to the Whos!” he was grinchishly humming.
    “They’re finding out now that no Christmas is coming!”
    “They’re just waking up! I know just what they’ll do!”
    “Their mouths will hang open a minute or two,
    Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry BooHoo!”
    … to be continued…

    1. I’ve just realized! The TRUE evil plot of the Grinch!

      The Grinch has instituted Social Distancing and gathering restrictions so the Whos can’t hold hands and sing! This is a disaster! Has the Grinch really stopped Christmas from coming?

      1. It depends on how chaotic the country is beforehand. Every major city in America will be rioting regardless of who wins the election. And how long it takes to pour into the suburbs.

  2. Not happening with my family. If this is still America, then I WILL be with my dear ones as I choose to. Oh, and we do not anti-social distance, nor wear the mask of subjugation, and we do hug each other. Been doing this all along and plan to continue. It is NOT any ‘right’ of government to impose these and other restrictions. Our elected leaders are to protect us from the bad guys and keep law and order, not ‘protect’ us against any illness that might be coming through.

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